If you take the p*ss... expect to have the p*ss taken out of you!
Storm has a number of parking bays in the basement of our building. The bay I use is the same width as all the rest, but slap up against a brick wall. The bay next to mine has a pillar on the other side of it, which allows the driver more space to get in and out of their car, even if the back of the car is close to the pillar. If they park towards the left of their bay, I can get out of my car, but only if I scrape the wing mirror down the brick wall on the left and suck in my gut during the 'escape procedure'.
A few months back the bay next to me was assigned to a another company in the building. After a few "narrow escapes" I left a note to ask the driver using the bay to leave me more room. They obliged. Then a week or two back, a different vehicle started parking there and the same problem began again. Yesterday, I decided to leave a note again. This is the note.
OK, so my handwriting ells you I should have been a GP and not an engineer, but I trust you get the gist? When I got back to my car yesterday evening, what do I find on the windshield?
you guessed it.
a can opener.
Unbeknownst to me, our Customer Services Manager had acquired a new car and 'moved in next door'.
Nice one Steve... you got me. If you find a potato in your car's exhaust one of these days, it might well be me! ;)
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